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1/21/2011: Muhammad Ali




Muhammad Ali (born Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.; January 17, 1942) is a former American boxer and three-time World Heavyweight Champion, who is widely considered one of the greatest heavyweight championship boxers. As an amateur, he won a gold medal in the light heavyweight division at the 1960 Summer Olympics in Rome. After turning professional, he went on to become the first boxer to win the lineal heavyweight championship three times.


Originally known as Cassius Clay, Ali changed his name after joining the Nation of Islam in 1964, subsequently converting to Sunni Islam in 1975 and more recently to Sufism. In 1967, Ali refused to be conscripted into the U.S. military, based on his religious beliefs and opposition to the Vietnam War. He was arrested and found guilty on draft evasion charges, stripped of his boxing title, and his boxing license was suspended. He was not imprisoned, but did not fight again for nearly four years while his appeal worked its way up to the U.S. Supreme Court, where it was successful.

Nicknamed "The Greatest", Ali was involved in several historic boxing matches. Notable among these are three with rival Joe Frazier and one with George Foreman, whom he beat by knockout to win the world heavyweight title for the second time. He suffered only five losses (four decisions and one TKO by retirement from the bout) with no draws in his career, while amassing 56 wins (37 knockouts and 19 decisions). Ali was well known for his unorthodox fighting style, which he described as "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee", and employing techniques such as the rope-a-dope. He was also known for his pre-match hype, where he would "trash talk" opponents on television and in person some time before the match, often with rhymes. These personality quips and idioms, along with an unorthodox fighting technique, made him a cultural icon. In later life, Ali developed Parkinson's disease. In 1999, Ali was crowned "Sportsman of the Century" by Sports Illustrated and "Sports Personality of the Century" by the BBC.










A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.




At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.



Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.



Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.



Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.



I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.



I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.



I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.



I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.



If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.



It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.



It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.



My toughest fight was with my first wife.



My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.




No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.




Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths.




Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.




Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.




Sonny Liston's so ugly that when he cries, the tears run down the back of his head!




I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing, and the shadow won!




Here I predict Sonny Liston's dismemberment, I'll hit him so hard, he'll forget where October/November went!




Journalist Howard Cosell was gonna be a boxer when he was a kid, only they couldn't find a mouthpiece big enough!




I'm so mean, I make medicine sick!





I'm so fast I could hit you before God gets the news!




Boxing's a rough sport. After every fight I rush to the mirror to make sure I'm still presentable. A lot of boxers' features change - mainly when I fight them!




I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked!



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1/20/2011: James Baldwin





James Arthur Baldwin (August 2, 1924 – December 1, 1987) was an American novelist, writer, playwright, poet, essayist and civil rights activist.
Most of Baldwin's work deals with racial and sexual issues in the mid-20th century in the United States. His novels are notable for the personal way in which they explore questions of identity as well as the way in which they mine complex social and psychological pressures related to being black and homosexual well before the social, cultural or political equality of these groups was improved.








American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, and more terrible than anything anyone has ever said about it.




Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.




Be careful what you set your heart upon - for it will surely be yours.



Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.




Education is indoctrination if you're white - subjugation if you're black.




Every legend, moreover, contains its residuum of truth, and the root function of language is to control the universe by describing it.




Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.




Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated, and this was an immutable law.




I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.




I want to be an honest man and a good writer.




Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.




Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.




People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them.




The paradox of education is precisely this - that as one begins to become conscious one begins to examine the society in which he is being educated.



Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.



Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.




People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.



I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually




Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely no limitations to where you can go.




Perhaps the whole root of our trouble, the human trouble, is that we will sacrifice all the beauty of our lives, will imprison ourselves in totems, taboos, crosses, blood sacrifices, steeples, mosques, races, armies, flags, nations, in order to deny the fact of death, the only fact we have. It seems to me that one ought to rejoice in the fact of death--ought to decide, indeed, to earn one's death by confronting with passion the conundrum of life.




It is very nearly impossible to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the independent mind



To accept one’s past – one’s history – is not the same thing as drowning in it; it is learning how to use it. An invented past can never be used; it cracks and crumbles under the pressures of life like clay in a season of drought.




No man is a devil in his own mind.




Perhaps everybody has a garden of Eden, I don't know; but they have scarcely seen their garden before they see the flaming sword. Then, perhaps, life only offers the choice of remembering the garden or forgetting it. Either, or: it takes strength to remember, it takes another kind of strength to forget, it takes a hero to do both. People who remember court madness through pain, the pain of the perpetually recurring death of their innocence; people who forget court another kind of madness, the madness of the denial of pain and the hatred of innocence; and the world is mostly divided between madmen who remember and madmen who forget. Heroes are rare.





But, when the chips are down, its better to be furious with someone you love, or frightened for someone you love, than be put through the merciless horror of being ashamed of someone you love.




If you're treated a certain way you become a certain kind of person. If certain things are described to you as being real they're real for you whether they're real or not.




Neither love nor terror makes one blind: indifference makes one blind.




Most of us, no matter what we say, are walking in the dark, whistling in the dark. Nobody knows what is going to happen to him from one moment to the next, or how one will bear it. This is irreducible. And it's true of everybody. Now, it is true that the nature of society is to create, among its citizens, an illusion of safety; but it is also absolutely true that the safety is always necessarily an illusion. Artists are here to disturb the peace.



The victim who is able to articulate the situation of the victim has ceased to be a victim: he or she has become a threat.



I simply wondered about the dead because their days had ended and I did not know how I would get through mine.





The poet or the revolutionary is there to articulate the necessity, but until the people themselves apprehend it, nothing can happen ... Perhaps it can't be done without the poet, but it certainly can't be done without the people. The poet and the people get on generally very badly, and yet they need each other. The poet knows it sooner than the people do. The people usually know it after the poet is dead; but that's all right. The point is to get your work done, and your work is to change the world.




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1/20/2011: Clarence Darrow




Clarence Seward Darrow (April 18, 1857 – March 13, 1938) was an American lawyer and leading member of the American Civil Liberties Union, best known for defending teenage thrill killers Leopold and Loeb in their trial for murdering 14-year-old Bobby Franks (1924) and defending John T. Scopes in the Scopes Trial (1925), in which he opposed William Jennings Bryan (statesman, noted orator, and three time presidential candidate for the Democratic Party). Called a "sophisticated country lawyer",he remains notable for his wit and agnosticism, which marked him as one of the most famous American lawyers and civil libertarians.




I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.



I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.



I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.



If a man is happy in America, it is considered he is doing something wrong.



Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.



Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.



The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.



The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.



The pursuit of truth will set you free; even if you never catch up with it.



You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.



No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.



When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.











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1/17/2011: Jeff Winger



Community is an American television comedy series created by Dan Harmon that airs on NBC. The series is about a group of students at a community college in Colorado. The show centers around Jeff Winger.
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1/15/2011: Hank Moody

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1/13/2011: Frank Zappa

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1/10/2010: Ashleigh Brilliant



Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant (born 9 December 1933 in London, UK) is an author and syndicated cartoonist living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969.
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1/8/2011: Richard Pryor

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1/7/2011: George Bernard Shaw

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1/4/2011: Chris Rock

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