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I hate it when the country goes into a recession or a depression, or whatever the hell it is we are going through. I am sure there are scores of financial analysts that would enlighten me as to what it is we are going through. It comes as no surprise to me that the word anal is a big part of analyst.
People can be difficult to deal with (myself included), but when funds are low and work is scarce, the world turns even uglier. People are scratching and clawing to make a buck and the internet could be an easy way to make money.
There are always new gimmicks on how to make money online, some promising me that if I pay $99 for their e-book, that in 15 seconds, I will be making $164,567 a week for the rest of my life. Oh joy. Now I can travel the world and send my kids to college and hang out by the pool with scantly clad blonde women.
I believe the reason why people want to work online isn’t just because of all the $ they can make, but I think it is good for people to stay away from each other as much as possible. The workplace can be a real freak show, and if you happen to be sensitive, you will be eaten alive. After my last gig, I ended up on the 7th floor of my favorite psychiatric hospital.
One of the trendy ways to make money is writing articles.
There is a site called eHow, a site that you can write about how to do something, like how to make a 3 minute egg.
Now EVERYBODY is writing articles on how to do stuff. I was gonna open up an account and start to write however I couldn’t think of anything that I know how to do. But I did think of all my wonderful work experiences and the cast of characters I have dealt with over the years and I decided to write an article to honor all those folks on how to wipe my…………
The Cats In The Bong
A Nebraska man was arrested earlier last month for stuffing a cat into a bong. Yup, you can’t make this stuff up folks; he was actually smoking pot with the cat in the bong. What was his reasoning? He wanted to calm the cat down. I think I worked with this dude and after about 9 months, I wanted to stuff him into the trash compacter to calm his miserable ass down!
eHow Of The Day: How To Calm Down Your Cat:
Step 1 Call your drug dealer.
Step 2 Ask if they have any pot because the anti-depressants just aint doin it.
Step 3 Go to that convenience store down the road owned by some third world guy and buy a bong.
Step 4 Find cat.
Step 5 Put cat in bong.
Step 6 Start smoking
If cat is still hyper, repeat steps 1-5
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I know you didn't ask, but my feelings are very strong on this whole financial crisis. It is all because of greed.
While I was going about my day in this tormented life I lead, the thought came to me that money is the root problem to just about everything. Not enough of it, too much of it, it's all the same. If God could see us humans, he is probably saying something like: I gave them free will and the best thing that they could come up with is this?? Awww Geeeeezz.......
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I hate it when the country goes into a recession or a depression, or whatever the hell it is we are going through. I am sure there are scores of financial analysts that would enlighten me as to what it is we are going through. It comes as no surprise to me that the word anal is a big part of analyst.
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People can be difficult to deal with (myself included), but when funds are low and work is scarce, the world turns even uglier. People are scratching and clawing to make a buck and the internet could be an easy way to make money.
There are always new gimmicks on how to make money online, some promising me that if I pay $99 for their e-book, that in 15 seconds, I will be making $164,567 a week for the rest of my life. Oh joy. Now I can travel the world and send my kids to college and hang out by the pool with scantly clad blonde women.
I believe the reason why people want to work online isn’t just because of all the $ they can make, but I think it is good for people to stay away from each other as much as possible. The workplace can be a real freak show, and if you happen to be sensitive, you will be eaten alive. After my last gig, I ended up on the 7th floor of my favorite psychiatric hospital.
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One of the trendy ways to make money is writing articles.
There is a site called eHow, a site that you can write about how to do something, like how to make a 3 minute egg.
Now EVERYBODY is writing articles on how to do stuff. I was gonna open up an account and start to write however I couldn’t think of anything that I know how to do. But I did think of all my wonderful work experiences and the cast of characters I have dealt with over the years and I decided to write an article to honor all those folks on how to wipe my…………
The Cats In The Bong
A Nebraska man was arrested earlier last month for stuffing a cat into a bong. Yup, you can’t make this stuff up folks; he was actually smoking pot with the cat in the bong. What was his reasoning? He wanted to calm the cat down. I think I worked with this dude and after about 9 months, I wanted to stuff him into the trash compacter to calm his miserable ass down!
eHow Of The Day: How To Calm Down Your Cat:
Step 1 Call your drug dealer.
Step 2 Ask if they have any pot because the anti-depressants just aint doin it.
Step 3 Go to that convenience store down the road owned by some third world guy and buy a bong.
Step 4 Find cat.
Step 5 Put cat in bong.
Step 6 Start smoking
If cat is still hyper, repeat steps 1-5
Was this article helpful? Comments:
I know you didn't ask, but my feelings are very strong on this whole financial crisis. It is all because of greed.
While I was going about my day in this tormented life I lead, the thought came to me that money is the root problem to just about everything. Not enough of it, too much of it, it's all the same. If God could see us humans, he is probably saying something like: I gave them free will and the best thing that they could come up with is this?? Awww Geeeeezz.......
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