Ian WhiteYou Swine!
You think you got it bad? How about the band that was all lined up to play at the suspected Craigslist killers wedding? They have made world headlines by crying the blues that the show probably won’t go on. That is what Megan McAllister, the fiancée of suspected killer Philip Markoff had issued in a statement, but she stands by her lover and says she will cooperate with the investigation. What a sport eh? It just shows to go ya that LOVE isn’t dead after all! Sniff!
And hey, the band that was booked, a Bruce Springsteen tribute band is probably getting more hits on their website than they ever imagined, why, this could very well propel them right into stardom! They are getting so much press and even though they lost a big gig, they just might be able to parlay this whole situation into something huge! Good to see that capitalism is alive and well here in the good ole US of Fucking A!!!
William Forte the keyboard player for the “Bstreetband, (gee, such an original name too) that was hired to play at the couple’s wedding said that he got a call from a relative of McAllister and told him “that as of right now, there is no way they will be able to have the Aug. 14 wedding date.” But you never know? Who is to say what the judicial system is capable of? I think they should have the wedding. Why not? Go ahead! It could really show America how strong love is. I’m sure it will be a killer wedding!
Oh well. Life goes on…………..
How about this flu huh? It’s got everybody in panic mode. Perhaps it is the good Lords way of eliminating some of the population? Nahhhhhh. It’s just another thing that is just a part of life. Ya got yer serial killers, yer crazed political leaders. Ya got yer basic virus or flu that kills innocent people………..ho-hum………..life goes on!
Here’s a funny headline out of California:
Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton:
Hmm……..sounds like those muggers got more than what they were asking for! Lucky bastards!
And in Nebraska, a 23 year old inmate wanted to change his name to “Sinner”, but the judge decided against it. The inmate feels that his extensive criminal record and his three child support cases against him, are good enough reason for him to change his name.
Although the judge denied him the name “sinner”, he did grant him permission to change his name to “Asshole”.
And remember kids…………..be sure to wash yer hands and scrub the whole house down with Clorox bleach. Don’t go out if you are feeling sick. And last but not least, do not plan a wedding if you are planning to kill people. It can really cause an awful lot of in- convenience for everybody, not to mention the wedding band!
