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Doctor hammers man with nail in head

hammer in the head


This one is outta Shawnee Kansas: It appears a man had a 2/12 inch nail driven into his head and didn't even know it.His friend did.He saw it protruding through his baseball cap.George Chandler said he only felt a sting and added "It never did really what you call hurt." Chandler's friend,Phil Kern was helping him mount lattice on Chandlers deck when the hose to the nail gun got caught on something. Chandler stood up right as the gun discharged.They both looked around for the nail but couldn't find it.But when Kern saw the nail sticking out from his friends cap,he told him to sit down while he called 911. At the ER, a doctor first tried pliers to remove the nail but that didn't work. "He looked at me and said, 'I need a claw hammer,'" Chandler recalled. "I thought, 'Ah, he's just teasing.'" He was able to remove the nail with the claw hammer.After all that,I am sure there was a point that stuck into Chandlers mind: Weel,besides the nail.Get a cordless nail gun.They never mentioned how the porch came out.

Do not try that at home folks.I am sure home improvement guru Bob villa would have a few things to say about that!


nail in the head
The nail got him in da freakin head?



I'll bet when Chandlers wife asks him to do another project,he'll say I need another project like I need a nail in my head.

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Your headlights are on





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