Ian WhiteNeopets and Maria Sharapova
What do Maria Sharapova and Neopets have in common? Not a thing. But I can tell you that those Neopets kinda scare me. Some of the characters seem a bit freaky. Maybe I just watched too many cheap horror films, or maybe the acid that I took back in the 80's took it's toll on my brain, but imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing one of those things by your bed? I am glad I don't have children that are into those things. They look they would try and get you in the neck while you are sleeping.
That is frightening. It almost makes me think that the guys who think this stuff up might be doing bong hits. Check out this next pic.
Not all the characters are scary, they really do have some cute ones too!
Oh, sorry. That's Maria Sharapova. How did she get in here? But see if you can guess who this is??
Who's that lady? That's right! It's Maria again! I happen to be on a first name basis with her, in fact, that is me she is talking to on the phone! You cant see me, but I am there!
Here's another Hottie:
That is actually the name of this character. Hottie. They never had characters like that when I was a kid.
Lets move away from all this silliness and move on to Alton, Texas, where an inmate was trying to escape through air conditioning ducts fell through the ceiling right into the office of the chief of police. When the chief heard about the escape, he must have gone through the ceiling!
That is frightening. It almost makes me think that the guys who think this stuff up might be doing bong hits. Check out this next pic.
WTF?
Not all the characters are scary, they really do have some cute ones too!
Who's that lady? That's right! It's Maria again! I happen to be on a first name basis with her, in fact, that is me she is talking to on the phone! You cant see me, but I am there!
Here's another Hottie:
That is actually the name of this character. Hottie. They never had characters like that when I was a kid.
Lets move away from all this silliness and move on to Alton, Texas, where an inmate was trying to escape through air conditioning ducts fell through the ceiling right into the office of the chief of police. When the chief heard about the escape, he must have gone through the ceiling!
