Ian WhitePennsylvania woman had sex with horse, dog, pig and boyfriend
REVIEWING THE NEWS: Dovie Lee Kerner accused of having sex with horse, dog, pig and boyfriend (Altoona Mirror)
By Robbie Woliver
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And these little piggies went to the doctor to be checked for STDs
(AP Photo/Ha Sa-hun, Yonhap)
Dovie Lee Kerner had a farm E-I-E-I-Ugh. The lovely Dovie, 46, of Plumville (as in plum k-k-k-krazy) has been charged with having sexual relations with a horse.
But court documents (not made public) get even better, according to the Altoona Mirror, alleging that Kerner also was intimate (and by intimate we mean having sex with) a dog, a pig and Tiger Woods. OK, just kidding about the pig. OK, not kidding about the pig.
Wait, just wait. The court docs, some of which your very own incredulous eyes can read here, are alleged to include the charge of having sex with other animals besides the horse, including a dog and a pig. Let's analyze this. That means there were other animals besides the horse, pig, dog and Tiger Woods. (OK, just kidding about Tiger Woods.) Chickens, cows, cats, squirrels, badgers, yeti, unicorns? And, apparently, these are longterm affairs, being investigated since 2008.
Thank you, Humane Society of Indiana County for putting an end to this madness after watching a phone video of Kerner doing the deed. They obtained the video after an anonymous man called one of the Society agents to find out if having sex with a horse was illegal. Duh, everyone knows that's a violation of Section 3129 of the Pennsylvania Crimes Code.
Oh, my goodness, this gets so much worse/better. The man and his dog, an irresistible Jack Russell terrier, both contracted STDs, according to court documents.
The charges against Dovie (isn't that a sweet name?) include disorderly conduct (sorry if you were drinking something when you read that) and sexual intercourse with an animal.
IN OTHER WORDS: If you're going to have sex with your farm animals, don't video it on your boyfriend's phone because if you're going to give him horse gonorrhea he will be angry and call the Humane Society.
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By Robbie Woliver
Click here
And these little piggies went to the doctor to be checked for STDs
(AP Photo/Ha Sa-hun, Yonhap)
But court documents (not made public) get even better, according to the Altoona Mirror, alleging that Kerner also was intimate (and by intimate we mean having sex with) a dog, a pig and Tiger Woods. OK, just kidding about the pig. OK, not kidding about the pig.
Wait, just wait. The court docs, some of which your very own incredulous eyes can read here, are alleged to include the charge of having sex with other animals besides the horse, including a dog and a pig. Let's analyze this. That means there were other animals besides the horse, pig, dog and Tiger Woods. (OK, just kidding about Tiger Woods.) Chickens, cows, cats, squirrels, badgers, yeti, unicorns? And, apparently, these are longterm affairs, being investigated since 2008.
Thank you, Humane Society of Indiana County for putting an end to this madness after watching a phone video of Kerner doing the deed. They obtained the video after an anonymous man called one of the Society agents to find out if having sex with a horse was illegal. Duh, everyone knows that's a violation of Section 3129 of the Pennsylvania Crimes Code.
Oh, my goodness, this gets so much worse/better. The man and his dog, an irresistible Jack Russell terrier, both contracted STDs, according to court documents.
The charges against Dovie (isn't that a sweet name?) include disorderly conduct (sorry if you were drinking something when you read that) and sexual intercourse with an animal.
IN OTHER WORDS: If you're going to have sex with your farm animals, don't video it on your boyfriend's phone because if you're going to give him horse gonorrhea he will be angry and call the Humane Society.
click here
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