Ian WhiteAirline pilot gets freaky with flight attendant
Yup.An airline pilot and a flight attendant were arrested Sunday night.Neighbors called police to report a naked man and an intoxicated woman in the woods near their home.The only thing they had to say for themselves is they wanted to do it in the woods.It all started in a diner just on the outskirts( no pun intended) of Harrisburg,Pa.when they decided to walk in the woods.The 24 year old male pilot was found only wearing flip-flops and a wrist watch.
I would have arrested him just for the fact that he was wearing flip flops.The police actually called in a heat seeking helicopter and they found the pilot hiding behind a shed.Guess he was thinking they wouldn't look there,give up,and go home.
The flight attendant( I though they used to be called stewardesses ?) was arrested for public drunkeness,and other offenses.She took a flashlight from a motor vehicle.
But hey,I could relate.I aint throwing stones at the poor folks,they were obviously stressed out.it's gotta be a tough job ya know?
In the infamous words of the late,great Frank Zappa,"Hey,what ever ya gotta do to have a good time let's get on with it so long as it doesn't cause a murder".
I can tell that it is a full moon because I found myself reading about the finalists on American Idol.Next thing ya know I'll be tuning in and hanging on every word of the judges.
Although they had this one female contestant,Brooke White,that has that Goldie locks kinda thing going on.They all have those names,Brooke,Taylor,you get the idea.
I went to school with a girl named Brooke.She talked too much,so we used to call her babbling Brooke.
Another reason why I know it's a full moon is because I saw it on the way home tonight.
Plus, I can't believe that I mentioned Frank Zappa and American Idol in the same blog.
THAT"S when I know it is time to go to bed.
looking for the man on the moon
I would have arrested him just for the fact that he was wearing flip flops.The police actually called in a heat seeking helicopter and they found the pilot hiding behind a shed.Guess he was thinking they wouldn't look there,give up,and go home.
The flight attendant( I though they used to be called stewardesses ?) was arrested for public drunkeness,and other offenses.She took a flashlight from a motor vehicle.
But hey,I could relate.I aint throwing stones at the poor folks,they were obviously stressed out.it's gotta be a tough job ya know?
In the infamous words of the late,great Frank Zappa,"Hey,what ever ya gotta do to have a good time let's get on with it so long as it doesn't cause a murder".
Frank Zappa
Although they had this one female contestant,Brooke White,that has that Goldie locks kinda thing going on.They all have those names,Brooke,Taylor,you get the idea.
I went to school with a girl named Brooke.She talked too much,so we used to call her babbling Brooke.
Another reason why I know it's a full moon is because I saw it on the way home tonight.
Plus, I can't believe that I mentioned Frank Zappa and American Idol in the same blog.
THAT"S when I know it is time to go to bed.
looking for the man on the moon
