jimmy jamesFree rectal thermometer with every fill-up
May 17th 2008 04:39
Nickelodeon merchandising has come out with a Spongebob square pants rectal thermometer.The device is designed to play the Spongebob theme song,making the experience a little more pleasant.maybe they can design something similar that works for paying taxes,or filling up at the gas pump.Just a thought............after all,we are a society that likes to kill the pain.
Way back in 1954,Albert Einstein had written a letter to philosopher Eric Gutkind that dismissed the idea of God as the product of human weakness.He went on to say that "the word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish." This letter was sold at an auction for over $400,000.
And speaking of Einstein and God:
Oh God, please make them go way!!!!!!!
While we are on the topic of space, A Russian cargo ship has blasted off,heading to the international space station.The 3 man crew,one of which is American astronaut Garrett Reisman,will be recieving oxygen,water and food.What they probably REALLY need is Oxycontin,beer,and a little female companionship.
Speaking of drugs and alcohol, an Austrailian man was fined for not buckling his 5 year old child in a seat belt,but he did buckle up his 30 pack of beer,leaving the kid to sit on the floor.
The man was charged a $750 dollar fine,which is only about $710 in Austrailian money.
He was also charged with an unregistered vehicle and no insurance.They didn't mention what kind of beer,however,it is written on a can of Budweiser,to "Please Drink Responsibly"
Way back in 1954,Albert Einstein had written a letter to philosopher Eric Gutkind that dismissed the idea of God as the product of human weakness.He went on to say that "the word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish." This letter was sold at an auction for over $400,000.
Oh God, please make them go way!!!!!!!
While we are on the topic of space, A Russian cargo ship has blasted off,heading to the international space station.The 3 man crew,one of which is American astronaut Garrett Reisman,will be recieving oxygen,water and food.What they probably REALLY need is Oxycontin,beer,and a little female companionship.
you bumbling ninny
Speaking of drugs and alcohol, an Austrailian man was fined for not buckling his 5 year old child in a seat belt,but he did buckle up his 30 pack of beer,leaving the kid to sit on the floor.
The man was charged a $750 dollar fine,which is only about $710 in Austrailian money.
He was also charged with an unregistered vehicle and no insurance.They didn't mention what kind of beer,however,it is written on a can of Budweiser,to "Please Drink Responsibly"
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