<?xml version="1.0" encoding="US-ASCII"?>

<rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss">
<channel>
<title>Amuse I</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/</link>
<description>Amuse I</description>
<language>en</language>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
<lastBuildDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:49:00 GMT</lastBuildDate>
<managingEditor>info@amusei.com</managingEditor>
<webMaster>info@amusei.com</webMaster>

<item>
<title>Let me take you to the beach</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/the-beach/</link>
<description>I live by the water. There is nothing like a long walk on the beach to clear your head. It also provides many sights that are inspiring, and tragically some...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/the-beach/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/the-beach/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/brothersatthebeach2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>You don't bring me flowers anymore</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/men-and-women/</link>
<description>A few years back, I came across a person who was the easiest going person I ever met. I guess you could call him a kindred spirit. He had a...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/men-and-women/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/men-and-women/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/flowers-to-get-laid2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>The walrus was Paul</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/beatles-lost-interview/</link>
<description>Beatlemania is coming back again. Not those knockoff bands that are touring making big bucks off the fab four, but an old interview with John Lennon and Paul McCartney was...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/beatles-lost-interview/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/beatles-lost-interview/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/the-walrus-was-paul1.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>The Laundromat From Hell</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/laundry-in-hell/</link>
<description>During the course of my day today, I was confronted with all different kinds of situations. It just seemed as though everybody that came into my path was, well, let's...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/laundry-in-hell/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/laundry-in-hell/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/woolite-day-at-the-laundramat1.gif"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Neopets and Maria Sharapova</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/neopets-and-sharapova/</link>
<description>What do Maria Sharapova and Neopets have in common? Not a thing. But I can tell you that those Neopets kinda scare me. Some of the characters seem a bit...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/neopets-and-sharapova/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/neopets-and-sharapova/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/baby-grarrl-neopet-1.gif"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>A comic genious</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/george-carlin/</link>
<description>George Carlin was arrested in 1972 in Milwaukee for his performance of "The seven deadly words that you can't say on T.V. He was fined $150.00 and started a whole...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/george-carlin/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/george-carlin/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/george-carlin-amusei1.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Who's Yer Daddy?</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/whos-your-daddy/</link>
<description>Christopher Edward Tanner, 47, of Anaheim, Calif., is asking a Nashville court to order DNA testing he believes will prove the late singer Eddy Arnold was his father. Tanner said...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/whos-your-daddy/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/whos-your-daddy/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/eddyarnoldcoutnrylegendslg2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Hedge Row</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/bustle-in-hedge-row/</link>
<description>Sitting outside in the backyard at the picnic table thinking about how much time has passed made my head spin,The picnic table is old, yet modern.The white plastic with the...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/bustle-in-hedge-row/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/bustle-in-hedge-row/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/mysterious-hedge-row2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Doctor hammers man with nail in head</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/nail-in-the-head/</link>
<description>This one is outta Shawnee Kansas: It appears a man had a 2/12 inch nail driven into his head and didn't even know it.His friend did.He saw it protruding through...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/nail-in-the-head/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/nail-in-the-head/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/hammer-in-the-head2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Jodie Sweetins Meth</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/jodie-sweetins-meth/</link>
<description>It's a great comeback story.One for inspiration.One that we just love to hear about. Jodie Sweetin is now a Mom.It gives me such a warm feeling.Not unlike that when I...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/jodie-sweetins-meth/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/jodie-sweetins-meth/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/jodie-sweetin-amusei2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>So you think you can dance?</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/i-touch-myself/</link>
<description>Check this out.This guy blows away all the contestants. His moves are flawless,smooth.He musta studied with the best.I am happy to present this wonderful dance routine by a wonderful dancer.The...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/i-touch-myself/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/i-touch-myself/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/i-touch-myselfamuseidancedoofus1.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Man brings global warming to new heights</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/global-waring-to-new-heights/</link>
<description>A French daredevil climbed the New York Times building to protest global warming. It would be interesting to see what he would do if his girlfriend left him? Here's a...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/global-waring-to-new-heights/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/global-waring-to-new-heights/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/lady-starts-fire-2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Imagine Yoko Expelled</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/imagineyoko-ono-expelled/</link>
<description>Yoko Ono lost a legal bid to stop a movie company from using John Lennon's song "Imagine". Ono claims the movie company used the song without her permission.The movie,entitled "Expelled:No...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/imagineyoko-ono-expelled/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/imagineyoko-ono-expelled/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/imagine-yoko-expelled31.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Everybody must get stoned</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/get-stoned/</link>
<description>It figures a show comes out about hooch now.Hell,they should have asked me a few years ago, I woulda given them some ideas for the show.I am sure there are...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/get-stoned/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/get-stoned/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 22:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/get-stoned-amusei1.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
<item>
<title>Bear in pool at the Hard Rock</title>
<link>http://www.amusei.com/bear-in-pool/</link>
<description>Not beer in the pool,but a black bear was spotted in Universal Studios taking a dip in the pool at the hard Rock Hotel.A security guard at the hotel called...</description>
<comments>http://www.amusei.com/bear-in-pool/#comments</comments>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.amusei.com/bear-in-pool/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 02:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail width="100" height="100" url="http://www.amusei.com/images/black-bear-in-pool2.jpg"/>
</item>
	  
</channel>
</rss>
	