jimmy jamesThe ups and downs of immigration
I don’t know if you have noticed, but there has been a sudden decline in illegal immigrants. Yup, ever since a former elevator mechanic at Los Angeles International Airport had been arrested for smuggling in illegal immigrants, the number of illegal immigrants has gone down (no pun intended). The former elevator guy, Roberto Canchola admitted to earning $1,800 for each immigrant that he hid in airport elevators. He will begin a three year jail sentence in which he can figure out how many immigrants can fit in a jail cell.
The defense department says that it’s budget to help Pakistan secure it’s border with Afghanistan is underfunded by 73 percent. The accountants have not indicated why the budget is short, however this could be related to the decline of smuggling of immigrants in elevators. Just a thought. It sounded funnier in my head than it looks in print but WTF? I’m leaving it. Kinda makes ya wonder eh?
It makes me wonder about some of those shapes in lucky charms cereal???
Alright! Enough about politics. Lets talk about something more uplifting?
How about some good news? Comin right up!
The good news is that shark attacks worldwide have declined. According to a Florida shark researcher, only 59 people were attacked by sharks in 2008, as opposed to 71 attacks in 2007.
Lets take a look at this graph. It you look closely and follow the trend, you can see the sharks dorsal fin! And if you connect the dots, you can see a horsie!
Researchers say the lack of attacks is because of the economy and fewer people going to the beach. That really says a lot about how tough things are out there.
U2’s new release
looks to be another great musical effort by the band! Now this is news we can use!
See ya next time.
Here we see immigrants getting off the elevator
The defense department says that it’s budget to help Pakistan secure it’s border with Afghanistan is underfunded by 73 percent. The accountants have not indicated why the budget is short, however this could be related to the decline of smuggling of immigrants in elevators. Just a thought. It sounded funnier in my head than it looks in print but WTF? I’m leaving it. Kinda makes ya wonder eh?
Pakistani lucky charms shapes
Even lucky charms sold out to india!
Alright! Enough about politics. Lets talk about something more uplifting?
How about some good news? Comin right up!
The good news is that shark attacks worldwide have declined. According to a Florida shark researcher, only 59 people were attacked by sharks in 2008, as opposed to 71 attacks in 2007.
Lets take a look at this graph. It you look closely and follow the trend, you can see the sharks dorsal fin! And if you connect the dots, you can see a horsie!
A very serious shark graph
Researchers say the lack of attacks is because of the economy and fewer people going to the beach. That really says a lot about how tough things are out there.
I need a job, yo!
Florida vacationers taking a swim
U2’s new release
No line on the horizon
Leave the kid alone already will yuz?
See ya next time.
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